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Neanderthals removed a bad tooth by…

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Neanderthals removed a bad tooth by tying it to a dinosaur’s tail. The tooth would always be successfullyย pulled out, but there was also a risk of the dinosaur eating the patient.
This is why to this day, people are instinctively afraid of dentists.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Veteran applying for job.

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Applicant: “Hello, I’m here to apply for the position, and I understand you have Veterans preference.”
Interviewer: “Yes, you’re a Veteran?”
Applicant: “Yes, sir.”
Interviewer: “How many years have you been a Veteran?”
Applicant: “15 years, sir.”
Interviewer: “Army? Navy? Air Force? Marines?”
Applicant: “Salvation Army, sir.”
Interviewer: “Security!”

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Superman afraid of traffic signals.

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When Superman first arrived on Earth, he feared traffic signals because he thought they were Kryptonite.

Green is lethal, Red removes his super powers, and surprisingly he feared Yellow Kryptonite the most because it would make him pregnant.

Eventually, Batman explained the traffic signals to Superman…and the birds and the bees.

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Recipes probably created by a guy.

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Recipes probably created by a guy:
Customer: “Excuse me, Chef. But this pasta is not completely cooked.”
Chef: “Oh, it’s fine, it’s Al dente!”
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Customer: “Excuse me, Chef. But this soup is totally cold.”
Chef: “Oh, it’s fine, it’s Gazpacho!”
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A guy also probably invented Goober (peanut butter & jelly in same jar), and Big Sausage Pizza.

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