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Hey restaurants! If you add a little bit of olive oil to any of your food items, you can fax your orders to your customers.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
When in a restaurant in Rome, would it be offensive to order a Caesar salad?
👍Last night at Chinese restaurant, my fortune cookie read:
“Congratulations, your new wife is in our kitchen.” 👍
There’s a restaurant chain called Pollo Loco. But if I want to open up a restaurant called Mad Cow, people say, “Oh, no! You can’t do that!” 👍
I went to one of those Farm to Table restaurants. I ordered the scrambled eggs special. Waiter brings over a chicken and paint shaker. Good thing I didn’t order a milk shake. 👍
Sometimes I’m so desperate for a hug, that I go to a restaurant, and pretend that I’m choking. 👍
New Indian-Pakistani Restaurant called “Madam Curry”. Where the food is not just good, it’s radioactive. 👍
I showed the waitress my 10% coupon. So, she takes 10% off my bill, but she also removed 10% of my meal. I wish she didn’t take the drumstick. 👍
You know those pagers they give you at restaurants to let you know your food is ready with its flashing lights and vibrating?
Well, I just found out it’s not cool to pretend that you’re being electrocuted. 👍
Last night’s Fortune Cookie:
“Your future wife is waiting for you…in our kitchen.” 👍