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Dust Mite

Updated on April 20, 2026

– “Dust mite.”
– “Dust might, what?”
– “Uh, never mind.”

In my day…

Posted on February 24, 2026

In my day, we didn’t have radios.
We listened to seashells.

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Thanks Smartphones!

Posted on January 7, 2026

Thanks to smartphones! Telephone cord strangulation crimes have dropped by 93%.

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…so good

Posted on January 2, 2026

“How are the services going, Rabbi?”

“Shofar so good.”

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Too Soon?

Posted on January 1, 2026

Comedian having sex:
“Oops!? Too soon?”

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White Noise

Posted on November 12, 2025

Besides White Noise, there are others to help you sleep:
Green Noise = Nature
Brown Noise = Farts

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Vegan Dinner

Posted on November 12, 2025

Made vegan dinner for couple of my vegan friends, and they loved it!

Vegans: “Wow! This is delicious! What is it?”

Me: “Cardboard. UPS.”

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My School

Posted on November 12, 2025

I went to Presidio Middle Finger School.

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Techno “Music”

Posted on October 30, 2025

Techno “Music”, because someone likes the sound of shoes in a dryer.

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Canonized Pope

Posted on May 7, 2025

Hey, they canonized the Pope!

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