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Darth Vader teaching his son how to eat:
“Luke, use the fork.”
Every year that you behave like a jerk, you can pay into Anti-Social Security, in addition to regular Social Security.
That way, when you retire, you’ll receive additional pay.
You’re welcome.
In my day, we didn’t have radios.
We listened to seashells.
Thanks to smartphones! Telephone cord strangulation crimes have dropped by 93%.