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Jury Duty

Updated on December 24, 2015

I was released from Jury Duty today. I wonder if it’s because I was eating my shoe in front of everybody.

Updated on December 24, 2015

With such a prominent history of books being burned, you would think Amazon books would come up with a better name than “Kindle” and “Kindle Fire”.

Updated on December 9, 2013

Those so-called “Energy” drinks don’t really give you energy. Instead, they hype you up with all that caffeine and sugar.

If you want real energy, try Food^®.

Posted on December 9, 2013

Did you hear about the new soap opera? It’s the most popular ever. It’s called Facebook!

Posted on January 28, 2013

Updated on October 5, 2012

Behind every successful rapper, there’s a woman holding up his pants. Sometimes it’s his mom. Continue Reading

Posted on October 3, 2012

Academy Awards created a new category: Best film without Liam Neeson.

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