Watching some blabbering drunk who fell off his rocking chair, then I realized it was Donald Trump. So I switched the channel to Looney Tunes, and I saw another blabbering drunk who fell off his rocking chair, it was Yosemite Sam.
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Parents nowadays quiet their noisy kids by giving each one a smartphone.
When I was a kid, we didn’t have smartphones.
Our parents kept us quiet with a brick to the head.
Opposite from West of the Mississippi, rivers East of the Mississippi run south to north. Which means any electronic device and wristwatch can be dropped into water East of the Mississippi without any damage.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
My father was a peaceful man.
He would always beat me with an olive branch.
Parents nowadays quiet their noisy kids by giving each one a smartphone.
When I was a kid, we didn’t have smartphones. Our parents kept us quiet with a brick to the head.
Never judge a book by its cover…unless it has a picture of a puppy on fire.

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