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Last night’s Fortune Cookie:
“Your future wife is waiting for you…in our kitchen.”
Neanderthals removed a bad tooth by tying it to a dinosaur’s tail. The tooth would always be successfully pulled out, but there was also a risk of the dinosaur eating the patient.
This is why to this day, people are instinctively afraid of dentists.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
It always takes longer to unwrap a CD than to listen to the entire album.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Applicant: “Hello, I’m here to apply for the position, and I understand you have Veterans preference.”
Interviewer: “Yes, you’re a Veteran?”
Applicant: “Yes, sir.”
Interviewer: “How many years have you been a Veteran?”
Applicant: “15 years, sir.”
Interviewer: “Army? Navy? Air Force? Marines?”
Applicant: “Salvation Army, sir.”
Interviewer: “Security!”
Was so excited that Amazon convention was coming to San Francisco, but later disappointed that it was Amazon.com
Darn, I was really hoping to meet Wonder Woman!
Recently discovered computer glitch on self-driving cars:
If passengers get into an argument, and one yells “Go to hell!”, car will drive off a cliff.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
When Superman first arrived on Earth, he feared traffic signals because he thought they were Kryptonite.
Green is lethal, Red removes his super powers, and surprisingly he feared Yellow Kryptonite the most because it would make him pregnant.
Eventually, Batman explained the traffic signals to Superman…and the birds and the bees.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.