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Recipes probably created by a guy:
Customer: “Excuse me, Chef. But this pasta is not completely cooked.”
Chef: “Oh, it’s fine, it’s Al dente!”
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Customer: “Excuse me, Chef. But this soup is totally cold.”
Chef: “Oh, it’s fine, it’s Gazpacho!”
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A guy also probably invented Goober (peanut butter & jelly in same jar), and Big Sausage Pizza.
I propose a new Proposition to increase the alphabet to 38 letters so that there can be more Propositions.
Traditionally on Thanksgiving, the President pardons a turkey.
If Donald Trump becomes President, he will pardon a pumpkin.
While Adam & Eve gained knowledge by eating an apple, eating a pear gave them math skills, which came in handy for building a cabin, a bedroom and dinette set.
Unfortunately, the talking snake did not mention the pineapple which would have opened their eyes to science.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
It’s spice pumpkin season again! Everything is going orange, like coffee, pastries, pancakes, etc.
At a NYC Starbucks, an employee accidentally grabbed Donald Trump’s head, and almost shoved it into the blender!
They serve only chicken salad sandwiches in heaven.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.