Angry old man: “In my day, we didn’t have auto-mobiles! We had catapults! Sure, once in a while we’d land on a needle in a haystack. But if it’s good enough for the Medieval Ages, then it’s good enough for me!”
Angry old man: “In my day, we didn’t have auto-mobiles! We had catapults! Sure, once in a while we’d land on a needle in a haystack. But if it’s good enough for the Medieval Ages, then it’s good enough for me!”
Villagers were not able to get close enough to an active volcano, to throw in a virgin.
And that’s why the catapult was invented.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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