Magician: “For my first magic trick, I will make this bar of soap disappear, by simply rubbing it between my hands, under a stream of water from this faucet.
…um, this may take a while.“
Judge: “Get off the stage!”👍
A train leaves New York for Boston, 200 miles away, at 3:00 P.M. and averages 70 mph. Another train leaves Boston for New York on an adjacent set of tracks at 4:00 P.M. and averages 55 mph. What are the conductors names?👍