Darth Vader teaching his son how to eat:
“Luke, use the fork.”
Darth Vader teaching his son how to eat:
“Luke, use the fork.”
Every year that you behave like a jerk, you can pay into Anti-Social Security, in addition to regular Social Security.
That way, when you retire, you’ll receive additional pay.
You’re welcome.
The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type any given text.
And that’s how we got the Bible.
I mistakenly bought cough drops that make you cough.
So, if any of you out there want to cough, let me know so that I can send these to you.

Meredith’s Reality Check Extravaganza at The Hearth
October 10, 2026
The Hearth
San Francisco
Oakland Comedy Festival!
October 15, 2026
Goodness
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Comedy Showcase at Bazaar Café with Danny Dechi & Friends!
October 16, 2026
Bazaar Café
San Francisco
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