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When in a restaurant in Rome, would it be offensive to order a Caesar salad?
👍Bought a Smoke Sensor, but I mistakenly got the Kosher model. So, the alarm sounds off whenever I fry bacon.
1 👍My spirit animal is the Gummy Bear.
1 👍 Chocolate does not melt on Tuesdays.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
I come from an unfunctional family. It’s similar to dysfunctional family, but quieter.
1 👍Domino’s advertises their Hand Tossed Pizza, but there’s no mention of Hand Caught Pizza!
1 👍The iconic Swanson TV dinner was invented by famous actress Gloria Swanson because, as she always said: “I want to be alone.”
👍Watched documentary on pizza franchises. Did you know that Domino’s Pizza original slogan was: “If we don’t deliver your pizza in 30 minutes, we’ll beat up the driver, and give you his wallet.”Pizza Hut original slogan: “All of our pizzas are bullet proof.”
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