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Olympic Gold Medal diver was asked how he become such an amazing diver.
“I used to be a hot dog vendor on Wall Street. I used to see some fantastic dives.”
You can tell that The Last Supper occurred during the Sabbath, because the TV was turned off.
👍When I was a kid, my Dad left to get cigarettes, but he never came back.
Then I remembered, my dad doesn’t smoke.
👍Octopus can shape shift to any form, texture, and color. Did you know that 37% of cars are actually octopus?
That’s right, your “car” can eat you at any moment.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
👍I listened to the the Solar Eclipse on the radio.
👍The Solar Eclipse gave Dracula a chance to get breakfast at McDonalds.
I watched the Solar Eclipse on the Internet, and I think I lost my hearing.
It’s expected there will be a lot of Solar Eclipse babies.
Fell asleep at the beach trying to watch the eclipse.
When I woke up, I had a big circle suntan on my chest. 👍
Me: “Hey, look at that solar eclipse!”
Him: “Aaaahhh!!! My retinas are on fire! Aaaahhh!!!”
Me: “April Fools.”
Him: “Aaaahhh!!! But it’s December! Aaaahhh!!!”
Me: “Oops…my bad.” 👍