Tag Archives: joke

Legos

Updated on June 2, 2023

I’m so old, when I was a kid my Legos were only black and white.

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Original Bible

Updated on May 25, 2023

The original Bible has a last page that no other Bible has.
It reads: “You’ve been punked!”

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5 second rule

Posted on May 19, 2023

Beginning in June, the FDA updated the 5 second rule to 33 seconds.
You’re welcome.

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23andMe

Posted on May 15, 2023

Thanks to 23andMe, I found out that I’m 78% Kermit The Frog.
Which explains my voice.

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Car Injury?

Posted on January 25, 2023

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Mummy wrap

Updated on January 13, 2023

Mummies indicate indisputable proof that in ancient Egypt, there were CVS stores.

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Clouds

Posted on January 6, 2023

You know how people look up at the clouds, and see different shapes and forms?
I do the same thing with the spaces between movie credits.

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Chia Pet

Updated on December 28, 2022

I got a Chia Pet of Howie Mandel.
There are no seeds.

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Hot Sandwich

Posted on December 22, 2022

Sandwich place: “We’re trying to conserve energy. So, is it okay if Frank here, sits on your sandwich for 15 minutes?”

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Mars

Posted on December 16, 2022

There are only two Starbucks on planet Mars.

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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