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My digital slow cooker talked back to me today:
“I’m not a slow cooker!
You’re a slow cooker!”
Podcast: “So, do you like dogs?”
Me: “Hate them. They’re racist, steal your car, burn down your home, make you break up with your girlfriend, they lie, cheat, steal, and did I mention they’re racist?”
Podcast: “Do you really think dogs are like that?”
Me: “Oh, dogs. I love dogs. They’re the best. I thought you said frogs.”
👍Coleslaw is actually made from shredded secret documents.
If you figure out how to put it all together, you will learn how the government controls the weather.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Olympic Gold Medal diver was asked how he become such an amazing diver.
“I used to be a hot dog vendor on Wall Street. I used to see some fantastic dives.”
You can tell that The Last Supper occurred during the Sabbath, because the TV was turned off.
👍When I was a kid, my Dad left to get cigarettes, but he never came back.
Then I remembered, my dad doesn’t smoke.
👍Octopus can shape shift to any form, texture, and color. Did you know that 37% of cars are actually octopus?
That’s right, your “car” can eat you at any moment.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
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