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The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type any given text.
And that’s how we got the Bible.
I mistakenly bought cough drops that make you cough.
So, if any of you out there want to cough, let me know so that I can send these to you.
My digital slow cooker talked back to me today:
“I’m not a slow cooker!
You’re a slow cooker!”
Podcast: “So, do you like dogs?”
Me: “Hate them. They’re racist, steal your car, burn down your home, make you break up with your girlfriend, they lie, cheat, steal, and did I mention they’re racist?”
Podcast: “Do you really think dogs are like that?”
Me: “Oh, dogs. I love dogs. They’re the best. I thought you said frogs.”
Coleslaw is actually made from shredded secret documents.
If you figure out how to put it all together, you will learn how the government controls the weather.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Olympic Gold Medal diver was asked how he become such an amazing diver.
“I used to be a hot dog vendor on Wall Street. I used to see some fantastic dives.”
You can tell that The Last Supper occurred during the Sabbath, because the TV was turned off.