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Found a farm-to-table restaurant, where the honey is so fresh…”How fresh is it?”Honey is so fresh, that they make the bees vomit into a jar, right in front of you.
šThe moon’s gravitational pull maintains the Earth’s rotation at a 24 hour day. If there was no moon, an Earth day would only be 1 and a half hours long. Shoes and sidewalks would need to be magnetized, otherwise people and animals would spin off into the Sun. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
šIf I win the lottery, first thing I’d do is buy the San Francisco 49ers, and move them…15 inches to the left.
šIn my day, we used to text people with a typewriter.
šBoss: “Why are you late?”
Me: “My neighbor ate the rooster.” š