Tag Archives: funny
Boss: “Why are you late?”
Me: “My neighbor ate the rooster.” 👍
The longest last name ever is exactly 1 billion characters long, and it takes 17 years to read, at the DMV. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
👍Beginning in June, the FDA updated the 5 second rule to 33 seconds.
You’re welcome.
Thanks to 23andMe, I found out that I’m 78% Kermit The Frog.
Which explains my voice.
Remember, you can always end any conversation by simply saying:
“Because that’s how I roll, baby.” 👍
Hundreds of millions of years ago, there was civilization on Mars. The Martians knew their planet was dying. So, they created life on Earth for future settlement. After the dinosaurs, evolution exploded, leading to humans. Then, some wise guy ruined it for everybody by inventing religion. So, the Martians decided they were better off staying on their dying planet. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
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