Tag Archives: funny

Anti-Social Security

Posted on May 31, 2026

Every year that you behave like a jerk, you can pay into Anti-Social Security, in addition to regular Social Security.

That way, when you retire, you’ll receive additional pay.

You’re welcome.

Dreams are made of…

Updated on April 20, 2026

Dreams are made of marshmallows.

That’s why sometimes you wake up sticky.

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

Updated on April 20, 2026

– “Dust mite.”
– “Dust might, what?”
– “Uh, never mind.”

Posted on February 6, 2026

Swiss cheese is made from Holy Cow.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

Posted on January 7, 2026

Thanks to smartphones! Telephone cord strangulation crimes have dropped by 93%.

Posted on January 2, 2026

“How are the services going, Rabbi?”

“Shofar so good.”

Posted on November 12, 2025

Made vegan dinner for couple of my vegan friends, and they loved it!

Vegans: “Wow! This is delicious! What is it?”

Me: “Cardboard. UPS.”

Posted on October 30, 2025

Techno “Music”, because someone likes the sound of shoes in a dryer.

Posted on March 13, 2025

It’s required courtesy to believe whatever someone says, no matter how untrue or outrageous, if they end with: “True story”.

Posted on February 16, 2025

I refuse to spend money on expensive eggs!
So I got my own bunny rabbit!
Ooh, look! Chocolate eggs!