Tag Archives: funny

Teach how to eat.

Posted on June 28, 2026

Darth Vader teaching his son how to eat:
“Luke, use the fork.”

PA at Movie Theater

Posted on June 9, 2026

Public Announcement at movie theater:

“Our theater manager is sad because her cat died.

So we ask you for not just a moment of silence, but silence for 2 hours and 11 minutes. Thank you.”

Updated on April 20, 2026

Dreams are made of marshmallows.

That’s why sometimes you wake up sticky.

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

Updated on April 20, 2026

– “Dust mite.”
– “Dust might, what?”
– “Uh, never mind.”

Posted on February 6, 2026

Swiss cheese is made from Holy Cow.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

Posted on January 7, 2026

Thanks to smartphones! Telephone cord strangulation crimes have dropped by 93%.

Posted on January 2, 2026

“How are the services going, Rabbi?”

“Shofar so good.”

Posted on November 12, 2025

Made vegan dinner for couple of my vegan friends, and they loved it!

Vegans: “Wow! This is delicious! What is it?”

Me: “Cardboard. UPS.”

Posted on October 30, 2025

Techno “Music”, because someone likes the sound of shoes in a dryer.