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Octopus can shape shift to any form, texture, and color. Did you know that 37% of cars are actually octopus?
That’s right, your “car” can eat you at any moment.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Car Rental place:
Staff: “We only have one car left.”
Me: “Okay.”
Staff: “But it’s on fire…do you still want it?”
Me: “Okay, if you provide the marshmallows.”
Angry old man: “In my day, we didn’t have auto-mobiles! We had catapults! Sure, once in a while we’d land on a needle in a haystack. But if it’s good enough for the Medieval Ages, then it’s good enough for me!”
Pigeons who poop on white cars are frowned upon, by other pigeons.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Probiotic yogurt is good for your health, but you can also get the same probiotics by licking a car tire from a parked car.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
– Remember when nobody wanted to ride in a station wagon?
– But, my car is not a station wagon. It’s a CRV, or STD.
– Does your car have a trunk?
– No.
– Does your car have a door in the back?
– Yes.
– Then it’s a station wagon!