I propose a new Proposition to increase the alphabet to 38 letters so that there can be more Propositions.
I propose a new Proposition to increase the alphabet to 38 letters so that there can be more Propositions.
1. Corporations are not people! They don’t even have any DNA! So, corporations are neither people, or animals, or vegetables.
2. Money is not free speech! Just like apples are not free speech, neither are cats, mountains, tires, pancakes, and rectal thermometers!
Besides, the instant that MONEY becomes part of the equation, then FREE goes out the window!
That’s like saying: “Hey Marge, did you know that Steve enjoys punching babies? That means he’s going to be a wonderful parent, right?

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