During prehistoric times, mushrooms were so big, that dinosaurs carried them around as umbrellas.
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During prehistoric times, mushrooms were so big, that dinosaurs carried them around as umbrellas.
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Before trees were invented, birds made their nests from dinosaur bones, and lived in caves. To this day, the first words from a parrot are: “To the bat cave, robin.”
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1 👍Recently discovered wormhole in Bermuda Triangle explains disappearance of ships and airplanes, for so many years. This wormhole has been transporting ships and airplanes into the past. That is why scientists sometimes find dinosaur skeletons with bags of pretzels in their stomach.
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In prehistoric times, helium abundantly spewed from the ground, causing dinosaurs to sound like kittens, and to jump great heights.
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Did you know that avocados are unfertilized dinosaur eggs? If a frog was to mate with an avocado, a dinosaur would be born.
And that’s why you never see avocados at a pet store.
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Archaeologists in Israel discovered a rare dinosaur fossil, which was still wearing a yarmulke.
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Tomatoes haven’t always been the gentle fruit that we know today. During pre-historic times, tomatoes were giant vicious fruits that are suspected of wiping out the dinosaurs. Killer tomatoes finally met their demise in 1978, as seen in the following documentary.
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Grammy Awards last night was so lame. Music was rhythm-less, whiny, and boring. I guess this is what we have to put with, since having a generation of “musicians” who grew up on Barney the Dinosaur. I didn’t see a musical instrument until an hour and 15 minutes into the show. It was a piano.0 👍
Did you know that history’s first accident happened when a dinosaur slipped on a banana, then fell on 12 cavemen?
This is how court trials with 12 men in jury originated.
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Neanderthals removed a bad tooth by tying it to a dinosaur’s tail. The tooth would always be successfully pulled out, but there was also a risk of the dinosaur eating the patient.
This is why to this day, people are instinctively afraid of dentists.
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