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Chameleons cannot change colors on Mondays.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Overheard from HR office:
“Only six weeks maternity leave?!
What am I, a fruit fly?!“
NASA’s moon mission schedule for this week, is called LADEE for Lunar Atmosphere and Dust Environment Explorer, and will of course, be navigated by Jerry Lewis.
New local business wasn’t doing well, so I suggested they diversify, and serve breakfast all day.
So please support and enjoy breakfast any time of day at Fred’s Flower Shop.
Try this at work:
“Hey, Dave. I saw a bunch of people hanging around your desk, and they had marshmallows.
I think your desk is on fire.”
Every time a fork gets jammed in a toaster, an alternate universe blows up…and someone gets electrocuted.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
From Cro-Magnon, evolved a species who were very observant of other life forms. They ate no animals or vegetable. They were called No-gans, and they existed for nearly three days.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.