– “Make sure you keep Social Distancing to at least 6 feet.”
– What about sex with my partner?”
– “Use a vacuum cleaner.”
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
– “Make sure you keep Social Distancing to at least 6 feet.”
– What about sex with my partner?”
– “Use a vacuum cleaner.”
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
When I was a little kid, one of the first toys my parents gave me, was this Astronaut surveyor toy. I would pretend to be an astronaut, picking up moon rocks and stuff. But my parents would only let me play with it once a week. I later found out it was a vacuum cleaner.
Last night, I rode the bus carrying back my old vacuum cleaner, which I let a friend borrow.
As I got off the bus, I said to the driver: “It’s all clean.”

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