I just saw a Millennial dog.
It ignored the trees, but preferred the parking meters.
I just saw a Millennial dog.
It ignored the trees, but preferred the parking meters.
With all this free time I have now, I discovered that Lemon Pledge makes the neighborhood trees look really nice.
If an astronaut is floating out in space, and no one is there to hear, will a tree fall on him?
What did one tree say to the other tree?
“No, we can’t go there.
Sign says ‘No Trespassing’.”
Did you know that for every minute that a light bulb or LED is on,
40,000 trees have to be chopped down?
Another fun fact from Mr. Science.

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