I just saw a Millennial dog.
It ignored the trees, but preferred the parking meters.
I just saw a Millennial dog.
It ignored the trees, but preferred the parking meters.
With all this free time I have now, I discovered that Lemon Pledge makes the neighborhood trees look really nice.
What did one tree say to the other tree?
“No, we can’t go there.
Sign says ‘No Trespassing’.”
Did you know that for every minute that a light bulb or LED is on,
40,000 βͺβtrees have to be chopped down?
Another fun fact from Mr. βͺβScienceβ¬.

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