There are only two Starbucks on planet Mars.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
The song “It’s Raining Men” is about Wall Street.
Why do they call it Ground Lamb?
Is there such a thing as Flying Lamb?
What’s the deal with all that?
Me: “Waiter, why are there holes in my milk?”
Waiter: “Didn’t you ask for hole milk?”
Car Rental place:
Staff: “We only have one car left.”
Me: “Okay.”
Staff: “But it’s on fire…do you still want it?”
Me: “Okay, if you provide the marshmallows.”
Bought a Smoke Sensor, but I mistakenly got the Kosher model. So, the alarm sounds off whenever I fry bacon.

Comedy Showcase Tony Sparks, Danny Dechi and Benjamin Steinberg!
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The Lost Church
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Bazaar Café
San Francisco
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