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What is corned beef?

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Ordering sandwich at the deli:
Me: β€œWhat is corned beef?”
Deli-meister: β€œIt’s a beef that has been cured.”
Me: β€œCured?!”
Deli-meister: β€œYes, for example, today’s beef was suffering from chicken-pox. After 2 weeks of rest, it is now cured. We also have a special pastrami that was suffering from a broken leg. It should be fully recovered and ready by tomorrow.”
Me: β€œHmm…”
Deli-meister: β€œNext week we have a very special pastrami that should be fully recovered from malaria.”
Me: β€œI think I’ll have the salad.”  πŸ‘