Ordering sandwich at the deli:
Me: โWhat is corned beef?โ
Deli-meister: โItโs a beef that has been cured.”
Me: โCured?!โ
Deli-meister: โYes, for example, todayโs beef was suffering from chicken-pox. After 2 weeks of rest, it is now cured. We also have a special pastrami that was suffering from a broken leg. It should be fully recovered and ready by tomorrow.โ
Me: โHmmโฆโ
Deli-meister: โNext week we have a very special pastrami that should be fully recovered from malaria.โ
Me: โI think Iโll have the salad.โ