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If I win the lottery, first thing I’d do is buy the San Francisco 49ers, and move them…15 inches to the left.
In my day, we used to text people with a typewriter.
Beginning in June, the FDA updated the 5 second rule to 33 seconds.
You’re welcome.
Thanks to 23andMe, I found out that I’m 78% Kermit The Frog.
Which explains my voice.
Mummies indicate indisputable proof that in ancient Egypt, there were CVS stores.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.