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People are so sensitive, nowadays. They just say: “Have a nice day”, instead of the original: “Have a nice day, or I’ll punch you in the face”.
When in a restaurant in Rome, would it be offensive to order a Caesar salad?
My spirit animal is the Gummy Bear.
Chocolate does not melt on Tuesdays.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
I come from an unfunctional family. It’s similar to dysfunctional family, but quieter.
Domino’s advertises their Hand Tossed Pizza, but there’s no mention of Hand Caught Pizza!