Regular Coffee is naturally decaffeinated by filtering through woodpeckers. Thatβs right, woodpecking did not exist until decaffeination was invented. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
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Spilled some coffee on kitchen floor. Ants drank it all up, then tried to tip over the refrigerator. True story.
0 πThe more coffee you drink, the darker your shadow. On the other hand, if you only drink water, your shadow will become much lighter, to the point that you can barely see an outline. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
0 πBarista asks me if Iβd like room for cream in my coffee.
I say: βNo, but can you leave room for my cheeseburger? Because I live in the fast lane, baby!β0 π
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