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Jesus not just walked on water, he crossed the Atlantic Ocean to the New World.
Mormons were right. Jesus did appear in the U.S., specifically Cleveland, Ohio.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
“So, this is your new muscle car?”
“Yeah…does this V8 engine makes my balls look big?”
Last night, I rode the bus carrying back my old vacuum cleaner, which I let a friend borrow.
As I got off the bus, I said to the driver: “It’s all clean.”
How can you tell if someone is a vegan?
When they breathe, you can smell the tears from their stomach.
Not to be outdone by his older brother Moses, who parted the Atlantic Ocean using a giant bread stick, Marvin sliced a sandwich into four pieces.
And that’s how the club sandwich was invented.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
You know those pagers they give you at restaurants to let you know your food is ready with its flashing lights and vibrating?
Well, I just found out it’s not cool to pretend that you’re being electrocuted.
What’s the deal with cage-free eggs? Why cage eggs in the first place? It’s not like they’ll try to escape!