Kellyanne: “Honey, we have lasagna for dinner, tonight.”
Husband: “But this is pizza!”
-“Why do people eat the head of the chocolate bunny first?”
-“Because that way, the bunny doesn’t struggle while you eat the rest of it.“
Young men who shave off all the hair on their head, and young women who dye their hair white.
I wonder how they’ll react when they become older, and are actually bald or grey haired?
Maybe do the opposite and change their appearance to what they should have been when they were younger?
Today’s tour at the Museum of Ice Cream has been cancelled, due to an employee having a meltdown.

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