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Just before I walk in the door of the Buffalo Burger Joint, a car sputters up next to me, then lets out a loud bang.
All of a sudden, a huge herd of buffalo crash out of the restaurant, breaking through windows and stuff!
I had to wait 15 minutes to cross the street!
True story.
Hey guys, don’t complain about a woman breastfeeding in public.
She already has enough dealing with one baby.
Traffic tie-up on the freeway today, due to heavy congestion.
There was a guy coughing in the middle of the freeway.
Yes, there is mansplaining But how could we ever forget the more widely used…nagsplaining.
1 👍“So, this is your new muscle car?”
“Yeah…does this V8 engine makes my balls look big?”
If you need marijuana for medical reasons, that’s fine. But please keep it private. You never see anyone getting enemas in public.
1 👍Last night, I rode the bus carrying back my old vacuum cleaner, which I let a friend borrow.
As I got off the bus, I said to the driver: “It’s all clean.”
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