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Recently discovered computer glitch on self-driving cars:
If passengers get into an argument, and one yells “Go to hell!”, car will drive off a cliff.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
When Superman first arrived on Earth, he feared traffic signals because he thought they were Kryptonite.
Green is lethal, Red removes his super powers, and surprisingly he feared Yellow Kryptonite the most because it would make him pregnant.
Eventually, Batman explained the traffic signals to Superman…and the birds and the bees.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Recipes probably created by a guy:
Customer: “Excuse me, Chef. But this pasta is not completely cooked.”
Chef: “Oh, it’s fine, it’s Al dente!”
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Customer: “Excuse me, Chef. But this soup is totally cold.”
Chef: “Oh, it’s fine, it’s Gazpacho!”
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A guy also probably invented Goober (peanut butter & jelly in same jar), and Big Sausage Pizza.
I propose a new Proposition to increase the alphabet to 38 letters so that there can be more Propositions.
Traditionally on Thanksgiving, the President pardons a turkey.
If Donald Trump becomes President, he will pardon a pumpkin.
Atoms join other atoms using strands of spider webs in order to combine as molecules.
So if spiders one day become extinct, there will no longer be any molecules.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
While Adam & Eve gained knowledge by eating an apple, eating a pear gave them math skills, which came in handy for building a cabin, a bedroom and dinette set.
Unfortunately, the talking snake did not mention the pineapple which would have opened their eyes to science.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.