Thanks to New Horizons interplanetary probe, scientist discovered there are fleas on Pluto. Ironic, isn’t it?
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Just before I walk in the door of the Buffalo Burger Joint, a car sputters up next to me, then lets out a loud bang.
All of a sudden, a huge herd of buffalo crash out of the restaurant, breaking through windows and stuff!
I had to wait 15 minutes to cross the street!
True story.
Nature’s colorful rainbow does not include black and white, because rainbows are racist.
Another Fun Fact Mr. Science.
I got worried when I saw a big puff of smoke coming out from the roof of a McDonalds.
I later found out they were electing an assistant manager.
Did you know that 77% of alligator attacks happen at public bus stops?
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
“…and this sad face on the sidewalk, marks the spot where the first mime was strangled by a tourist.”
In the near future, all hamburgers will be equipped with free WiFi.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Watching those old time black & white TV shows. They had some wild game shows back then.
One was called: “How many cigarettes in baby’s mouth.”
And the popular “Infants vs. Roosters”

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