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If your business is not doing well…

New local business wasn’t doing well, so I suggested they diversify, and serve breakfast all day. So please support and enjoy breakfast any time of day at Fred’s Flower Shop.

Lazy Democrats, go out and vote!

Hey, Democrats! Don’t be lazy, go out and vote! The Republicans vote. That’s why we end up with a bunch of lunatic monsters like Donald “why can’t we use nukes” Trump, Mike Pence, Sarah Palin, Ted Cruz, Rick Santorum, and… Continue reading

Watching game show Jeopardy…

Watching game show Jeopardy, whenever a contestant says the wrong answer, I shout: “You stoopid!”, even though I have no idea what the answer is. Because that’s how I roll.
I also did that during jury duty once.

I feel safe, now. Thanks to the Santa Cruz Boardwalk corndog!

SantaCruzCornDog

Blabbering drunk who fell off his rocking chair…

Watching some blabbering drunk who fell off his rocking chair, then I realized it was Donald Trump. So I switched the channel to Looney Tunes, and I saw another blabbering drunk who fell off his rocking chair, it was Yosemite Sam.

Noisy kids

Parents nowadays quiet their noisy kids by giving each one a smartphone.
When I was a kid, we didn’t have smartphones.
Our parents kept us quiet with a brick to the head.

Peaceful man

My father was a peaceful man.
He would always beat me with an olive branch.

When I was a kid, we didn’t have smartphones…

Parents nowadays quiet their noisy kids by giving each one a smartphone.
When I was a kid, we didn’t have smartphones. Our parents kept us quiet with a brick to the head.

I blame Pokemon Go for…

I blame Pokemon Go for leading me into a massage parlor.

Okay to name a restaurant Pollo Loco, but…

So it’s okay to name a restaurant Pollo Loco, but if someone wants to name their restaurant Mad Cow…”Oh, no! That’s bad!”


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