Those so-called “Energy” drinks don’t really give you energy. Instead, they hype you up with all that caffeine and sugar.
If you want real energy, try Food®.
Did you hear about the new soap opera? It’s the most popular ever. It’s called Facebook!
Why are people so complacent about the government shutdown?
Because the Internet replaced torches and pitchforks.
C’mon people! Let’s go Frankenstein on them!
I received this message from a Republican politician:
“Dear citizen. I am sorry I failed you.… Continue reading