Funny

I’m not good at taking compliments

Whenever someone gives me a compliment, I punch them in the stomach.

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Audition

Someone told me that I should audition for American Idle.

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Good Friday?

Someone just explained to me what Good Friday is.
My goodness!
I wouldn’t want to know what Bad Friday is!

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Good job!

Boss: “You’re doing a great job, Danny!”
Danny: “Thank you, sir!”
Boss: “April Fools!”

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Man Bun

Saw a man wearing this intricate interwoven man bun.
I guess it was more of a man croissant.

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Chocolate Bunny

-“Why do people eat the head of the chocolate bunny first?”
-“Because that way, the bunny doesn’t struggle while you eat the rest of it.

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Typical evening at Kellyanne Conway home:

Kellyanne: “Honey, we have lasagna for dinner, tonight.”
Husband: “But this is pizza!”

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An observation

Young men who shave off all the hair on their head, and young women who dye their hair white.
I wonder how they’ll react when they become older, and are actually bald or grey haired?
Maybe do the opposite and… Continue reading

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Today is National…

Today is National smack the hot coffee out of someone’s hand Day.

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Museum of Ice Cream

Today’s tour at the Museum of Ice Cream has been cancelled, due to an employee having a meltdown.

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Coming up!

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  • Radio Ha Ha
    April 26, 2018
    FCC Free Radio
    Worldwide Podcast

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  • Claim to Fame Variety Talent Show!
    April 27, 2018
    FAME Venue
    San Francisco

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  • Sunday Funnies at Kawika’s Ocean Beach Deli!
    April 29, 2018
    Kawika's Ocean Beach Deli
    San Francisco

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