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Mr. Science: Smartphones during Neanderthal age

Smartphones are nothing new. During Neanderthal times, a villager by the name of Uug, who wanted to make smoke signals easier to use, invented the compact smoke signal apparatus, which could fit in the palm of the hand. Unfortunately, this… Continue reading

Fun Fact from Mr. Science: Honey

Honey is the only food that includes all substances necessary to sustain life, including enzymes, vitamins, minerals, and water; and it’s the only food that contains “pinocembrin”, an antioxidant associated with improved brain functioning.

In an unusual experiment, two grads… Continue reading

New video game…

New video game called “Call of Dooty”.
Rated “I” for Immature.

What does a Dominatrix do when a sub…?

What does a Dominatrix do when a sub, rather than saying “Yes, Mistress” or “No, Mistress”, instead says: “No comment”.
Just asking for a friend.

Danny’s Movie Reviews #2

Grumpy movie reviews: Inherent Vice Continue reading

Danny’s Movie Reviews #1

Grumpy movie reviews: Theory of Everything, Jaws, Y tu Mama Tambien Continue reading

A journey through Excel, from the memoirs of Danny Dechi

Day 1 – Overtaken by my curiosity, I set sail on a journey to find out how far the Excel spreadsheet can be measured. Naturally, I begin with cell A1, then press the right arrow key, and I’m off to… Continue reading

He called him a what?!

I was at a baseball game when a huge argument started right behind me between these two guys who were insulting each other. One guy said something bad about the other guy’s mother, then the other guy called him a… Continue reading

What?! Katy Perry in Super Bowl halftime show?!

Katy Perry in the Super Bowl halftime show?! It’s a football game! It’s not a place for little girls music! The Super Bowl is a place where tough men play, a field where bones may break, and blood will spill.… Continue reading

I want Rock ‘n Roll back!

I want Rock ‘n Roll back! Those “Barney the Dinosaur” graduates took away our Rock ‘n Roll, and we’re stuck with lamest music ever! I’d like to see Justin Bieberlake try this: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x14b2b5_lita-ford-kiss-me-deadly_music


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    May 21, 2015
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    May 24, 2015
    Kawika's Ocean Beach Deli
    San Francisco

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    May 24, 2015
    Neck Of The Woods
    San Francisco


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