So it’s okay to name a restaurant Pollo Loco, but if someone wants to name their restaurant Mad Cow…”Oh, no! That’s bad!”
Never judge a book by its cover…unless it has a picture of a puppy on fire.
Schmuck, schnook, putz, schlemiel, klutz, schlimazel, nebbish, nudnik, pisher, schmo, yutz.
Man, Jewish people have more words for loser than Eskimos have for snow!
If a man get swallowed alive by a whale, and nobody can hear him, will a tree fall on him?
Question: When making beer battered fish, do you use a full beer bottle or an empty one?