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What?! Katty Perry in Super Bowl halftime show?!

Katy Perry in the Super Bowl halftime show?! It’s a football game! It’s not a place for little girls music! The Super Bowl is a place where tough men play, a field where bones may break, and blood will spill.… Continue reading

I want Rock ‘n Roll back!

I want Rock ‘n Roll back! Those “Barney the Dinosaur” graduates took away our Rock ‘n Roll, and we’re stuck with lamest music ever! I’d like to see Justin Bieberlake try this: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x14b2b5_lita-ford-kiss-me-deadly_music

Fortune cookie: “Congratulations…!”

Last night at Chinese restaurant, my fortune cookie read:
“Congratulations, your new wife is in our kitchen.”

Yoko Ono sings?! The horror! The horror!

The horror! The horror! While listening to this, my cat committed suicide, and my dog bit me! I can’t call her a bad singer, because she doesn’t even qualify as a singer! She sounds like a horrible hurricane!
I can’t… Continue reading

Yoko Ono on Letterman Show!

I was at that show, and I saw security stopping David Letterman from blowing his brains out! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D750pEKhfd0

Kid wins Rubik’s Cube contest!

Kid wins Rubik’s Cube contest in record time! But he was later disqualified for using WD-40. His mother was also ousted from contest after testing positive for steroids.

Judge: “She beat me real bad, man. She beat me real bad…I… Continue reading

Friday the 13th Coffee

I normally drink decaf. For some reason today, I tried caffeinated coffee. I was climbing the walls, literally! People at the office were yelling at me to get down from the ceiling. I yelled back: “I don’t want to get… Continue reading

I normally drink decaf. For some reason today, I tried caffeinated coffee. I was climbing the walls, literally! People at the office were yelling at me to get down from the ceiling. I yelled back: “I don’t want to get… Continue reading

Marijuana turns you into a baby

Here’s my take on legalizing marijuana: It’s bad enough we already have to put up with those stinking cigarettes. And then we also have to put up with people who drink too much alcohol and get stupid. But with marijuana,… Continue reading

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    October 19, 2014
    Neck Of The Woods
    San Francisco

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    October 21, 2014
    Neck Of The Woods
    San Francisco

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    October 23, 2014
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