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Raining!

Sure is raining here right now.
I picked the wrong day to buy soap!

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Comedian in the forest?

If a comedian tells a joke, and no one is there to hear, will a tree fall on him?

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Restaurant pager

You know those pagers they give you at restaurants to let you know your food is ready with its flashing lights and vibrating?
Well, I just found out it’s not cool to pretend that you’re being electrocuted.

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Cage-free eggs?

What’s the deal with cage-free eggs? Why cage eggs in the first place? It’s not like they’ll try to escape!

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Silent movies

We all have our favorite actors, comedians, singers from the Golden Age of Silent Films.
But who is your favorite from the good old days of Silent Radio?

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Not electing the Pope

I got worried when I saw a big puff of smoke coming out from the roof of a McDonalds.

I later found out they were electing an assistant manager.

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Walking tours at Fisherman’s Wharf

“…and this sad face on the sidewalk, marks the spot where the first mime was strangled by a tourist.”

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Donald Trump’s Supreme Court nominee

Hello Americans,
Today I am announcing the new Supreme Court Justice. I don’t remember his name at the moment, but he’s a very nice man, a lovely man, who will pass some bigly laws with his gavel. He has a… Continue reading

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Watching those old time black & white TV shows

Watching those old time black & white TV shows. They had some wild game shows back then.
One was called: “How many cigarettes in baby’s mouth.”
And the popular “Infants vs. Roosters”

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Every time a fork gets jammed in a toaster..

Every time a fork gets jammed in a toaster, an alternate universe blows up…and someone gets electrocuted.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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  • Sunday Funnies at Kawika’s Ocean Beach Deli!
    March 26, 2017
    Kawika's Ocean Beach Deli
    San Francisco

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  • Radio Ha Ha
    March 30, 2017
    FCCFree
    Worldwide Podcast

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  • Annual Saint Stupid’s Day Parade!
    April 1, 2017
    April Fool's Saint Stupid's Day Parade
    San Francisco

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