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Donald Trump’s Supreme Court nominee

Hello Americans,
Today I am announcing the new Supreme Court Justice. I don’t remember his name at the moment, but he’s a very nice man, a lovely man, who will pass some bigly laws with his gavel. He has a… Continue reading

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Watching those old time black & white TV shows

Watching those old time black & white TV shows. They had some wild game shows back then.
One was called: “How many cigarettes in baby’s mouth.”
And the popular “Infants vs. Roosters”

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Every time a fork gets jammed in a toaster..

Every time a fork gets jammed in a toaster, an alternate universe blows up…and someone gets electrocuted.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Young Whippersnapper: “…are you listening to me?”

Me: “You lost me at ‘like’ number seven.”

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Last night’s Fortune Cookie

Last night’s Fortune Cookie:
“Your future wife is waiting for you…in our kitchen.”

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Solar Eclipse

Me: “Hey, look at that solar eclipse!”
Him: “Aaaahhh!!! My retinas are on fire! Aaaahhh!!!”
Me: “April Fools.”
Him: “Aaaahhh!!! But it’s December! Aaaahhh!!!”
Me: “Oops…my bad.”

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Veteran applying for job.

Applicant: “Hello, I’m here to apply for the position, and I understand you have Veterans preference.”
Interviewer: “Yes, you’re a Veteran?”
Applicant: “Yes, sir.”
Interviewer: “How many years have you been a Veteran?”
Applicant: “15 years, sir.”
Interviewer: “Army? Navy?… Continue reading

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Does anybody know if Donald Trump has a Twitter account?

When I was a kid…

When I was a kid we didn’t have braces. We just got a punch in the face. I got adjustments every two weeks.

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Amazon convention

Was so excited that Amazon convention was coming to San Francisco, but later disappointed that it was Amazon.com 
Darn, I was really hoping to meet Wonder Woman!

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