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Weird Zombie Dream

Actual dream last night, about some movie director who was ordering his crew through this long, boring process of turning hundreds of people into real zombies, including Spanish speaking people. Then he separated the zombies into 2 groups in order… Continue reading

Books for Kindle?

 

With such a prominent history of books being burned, you would think Amazon books would come up with a better name than “Kindle” and “Kindle Fire”.

 

A Blast at Bazaar Cafe March 20th Comedy Showcase!

Whew! Yesterday’s show was a blast and a full house! A crowd that poured in was treated to an evening of comedy and magic mayhem committed by the fantastic lineup and a surprise appearance by Bob Sarlatte just back from the Letterman Show. Continue reading

What’s That Smoke?

I got worried when I saw a big puff of smoke coming out from the roof of a McDonalds. I later found out they were electing an assistant manager.

I’m such a ham, that after a good spanking, I smell like bacon.

Honey Boo Boo? Who is the father? Yogi Bear?

Israel unfriends Gaza on Twitter

Israel breaks up with Gaza on Twitter – what, now countries don’t declare wars, they unfriend each other? They first thought to tape a note on a bomb, but changed their minds.
http://www.mediabistro.com/alltwitter/military-strike_b31240

Vote Yes on No!

Suggestion for undecided voters Continue reading

I was released from Jury Duty today. I wonder if it’s because I was eating my shoe in front of everybody.

Astronomers concluded that this week’s fireball flashing across the sky, was actually a Ford Pinto that was rear-ended.


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  • Radio Ha Ha
    May 2, 2013
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  • Stars of Stand-up Comedy at Neck Of The Woods!
    May 7, 2013
    Neck Of The Woods
    San Francisco


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