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Fun Fact From Mr. Science – Carrots

During pre-historic times, ‪‎carrots grew on trees, and were 15 to 25 feet long. They evolved to live underground in order to avoid those ‪‎dinosaurs who were using the carrots to bat over the head of other dinosaurs.

Another fun fact from Mr. ‪‎Science.

Mr. Science: Smartphones during Neanderthal age

Smartphones are nothing new. During Neanderthal times, a villager by the name of Uug, who wanted to make smoke signals easier to use, invented the compact smoke signal apparatus, which could fit in the palm of the hand. Unfortunately, this… Continue reading

Fun Fact from Mr. Science: Honey

Honey is the only food that includes all substances necessary to sustain life, including enzymes, vitamins, minerals, and water; and it’s the only food that contains “pinocembrin”, an antioxidant associated with improved brain functioning.

In an unusual experiment, two grads… Continue reading

New video game…

New video game called “Call of Dooty”.
Rated “I” for Immature.

What does a Dominatrix do when a sub…?

What does a Dominatrix do when a sub, rather than saying “Yes, Mistress” or “No, Mistress”, instead says: “No comment”.
Just asking for a friend.

Danny’s Movie Reviews #2

Grumpy movie reviews: Inherent Vice Continue reading

Danny’s Movie Reviews #1

Grumpy movie reviews: Theory of Everything, Jaws, Y tu Mama Tambien Continue reading

A journey through Excel, from the memoirs of Danny Dechi

Day 1 – Overtaken by my curiosity, I set sail on a journey to find out how far the Excel spreadsheet can be measured. Naturally, I begin with cell A1, then press the right arrow key, and I’m off to… Continue reading

He called him a what?!

I was at a baseball game when a huge argument started right behind me between these two guys who were insulting each other. One guy said something bad about the other guy’s mother, then the other guy called him a… Continue reading

What?! Katy Perry in Super Bowl halftime show?!

Katy Perry in the Super Bowl halftime show?! It’s a football game! It’s not a place for little girls music! The Super Bowl is a place where tough men play, a field where bones may break, and blood will spill.… Continue reading


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    July 9, 2015
    Emma's Coffee House
    San Francisco

  • Comedy Off Broadway Oakland Comedy Showcase!
    July 10, 2015
    The Washington Inn
    Oakland

  • Meredith’s Reality Check Extravaganza at Ray’s Hearth
    July 11, 2015
    Ray's Hearth
    San Francisco


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