Mr. Science

Did you know that figs…

Did you know that figs are made from sun-dried watermelons?
Another fun fact from Mr. Science.

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There is a planet on the opposite side of the sun

Did you know that there is a planet on the opposite side of the sun that has not been seen by earth for hundreds of thousands of years, and is populated by beings called Metreons? In 2018 its orbit will… Continue reading

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Chewing your food thoroughly is good, but…

Chewing your food thoroughly is good, but you shouldn’t overdue it.

27,000 years ago a man named Charlie Gastronomicus was known for his excessive chewing habits, sometimes breaking food particles down to the molecular level.

One day, Charlie went too… Continue reading

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Original purpose of the Horoscope

The original purpose of the Horoscope was as a roulette wheel to determine which animal or object a groom would receive for marrying his bride.

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What keeps you dryer than umbrella?

Did you know that punching at the rain keeps you dryer than an umbrella? It’s a knockout idea!
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Always floss properly

Make sure you always floss properly. 37% of people who did not floss properly, pulled out their liver, while 12% pulled out their spine.
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Humidity adds 3 pounds

Did you know that every single percentage point of humidity adds 3 pounds to your body weight?
If it wasn’t for humidity, we would all float into outer space.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
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The first racist…

The first racist loved red apples, but hated green apples. The village people called him “Ugg the Apple Racist” because in pre-historic times, everyone’s name was Ugg.
And that’s how middle names and last names were invented.

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History’s first accident

Did you know that history’s first accident happened when a dinosaur slipped on a banana, then fell on 12 cavemen?
This is how court trials with 12 men in jury originated.
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Change towels frequently

During cold & flu season, always change towels frequently. Did you know that in just 3 hours, a simple hand towel can accumulate up to 37 pounds of germs? It adds up if you pay for a laundry service.

Another… Continue reading

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