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The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type any given text.
And that’s how we got the Bible.
I mistakenly bought cough drops that make you cough.
So, if any of you out there want to cough, let me know so that I can send these to you.
My digital slow cooker talked back to me today:
“I’m not a slow cooker!
You’re a slow cooker!”