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Car Rental

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Car Rental place:

Staff: β€œWe only have one car left.”

Me: β€œOkay.”

Staff: β€œBut it’s on fire…do you still want it?”

Me: β€œOkay, if you provide the marshmallows.”

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Pants!

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On this day in Guy History: Many men set records shopping for pants in under 5 minutes. But on April 23, 1996, Milton Pensky broke and still holds the record at 27 seconds.

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