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The first racist loved red apples, but hated green apples. The village people called him “Ugg the Apple Racist” because in pre-historic times, everyone’s name was Ugg.
And that’s how middle names and last names were invented.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Did you know that marshmallows are made from baby pandas?
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Did you know that history’s first accident happened when a dinosaur slipped on a banana, then fell on 12 cavemen?
This is how court trials with 12 men in jury originated.
Another fun fact from Mr. Science
Last night’s Fortune Cookie:
“Your future wife is waiting for you…in our kitchen.”
During cold & flu season, always change towels frequently. Did you know that in just 3 hours, a simple hand towel can accumulate up to 37 pounds of germs? It adds up if you pay for a laundry service.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Neanderthals removed a bad tooth by tying it to a dinosaur’s tail. The tooth would always be successfully pulled out, but there was also a risk of the dinosaur eating the patient.
This is why to this day, people are instinctively afraid of dentists.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
It always takes longer to unwrap a CD than to listen to the entire album.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Applicant: “Hello, I’m here to apply for the position, and I understand you have Veterans preference.”
Interviewer: “Yes, you’re a Veteran?”
Applicant: “Yes, sir.”
Interviewer: “How many years have you been a Veteran?”
Applicant: “15 years, sir.”
Interviewer: “Army? Navy? Air Force? Marines?”
Applicant: “Salvation Army, sir.”
Interviewer: “Security!”
Was so excited that Amazon convention was coming to San Francisco, but later disappointed that it was Amazon.com
Darn, I was really hoping to meet Wonder Woman!