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Thanks to New Horizons interplanetary probe, scientist discovered there are fleas on Pluto. Ironic, isn’t it?
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Just before I walk in the door of the Buffalo Burger Joint, a car sputters up next to me, then lets out a loud bang.
All of a sudden, a huge herd of buffalo crash out of the restaurant, breaking through windows and stuff!
I had to wait 15 minutes to cross the street!
True story.
Nature’s colorful rainbow does not include black and white, because rainbows are racist.
Another Fun Fact Mr. Science.
I got worried when I saw a big puff of smoke coming out from the roof of a McDonalds.
I later found out they were electing an assistant manager.
👍Did you know that 77% of alligator attacks happen at public bus stops?
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
“…and this sad face on the sidewalk, marks the spot where the first mime was strangled by a tourist.”
1 👍In the near future, all hamburgers will be equipped with free WiFi.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Watching those old time black & white TV shows. They had some wild game shows back then.
One was called: “How many cigarettes in baby’s mouth.”
And the popular “Infants vs. Roosters”
The first racist loved red apples, but hated green apples. The village people called him “Ugg the Apple Racist” because in pre-historic times, everyone’s name was Ugg.
And that’s how middle names and last names were invented.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
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