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When I was a kid…

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When I was a kid, we didn’t have educational shows for kids, like Blues Clues, Barney the Dinosaur, and Sesame Street.
We got real education from Looney Toons and The Three Stooges. We learned that it’s a bad idea to put bowling balls on top shelve, and dynamite into ovens, and to not use a toaster while taking a bath.  πŸ‘

Music Nowadays

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When I was a kid, old people would tell me: β€œHey, turn that down! Your music’s too loud!”
Now that I’m grown up, I tell youngsters: β€œWhat is this? A poetry reading? Your music’s too soft!”
What happened?  πŸ‘

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