Thanks to 23andMe, I found out that I’m 78% Kermit The Frog.
Which explains my voice.
Thanks to 23andMe, I found out that I’m 78% Kermit The Frog.
Which explains my voice.
Remember, you can always end any conversation by simply saying:
“Because that’s how I roll, baby.”
Hundreds of millions of years ago, there was civilization on Mars. The Martians knew their planet was dying. So, they created life on Earth for future settlement. After the dinosaurs, evolution exploded, leading to humans. Then, some wise guy ruined it for everybody by inventing religion. So, the Martians decided they were better off staying on their dying planet. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Mummies indicate indisputable proof that in ancient Egypt, there were CVS stores.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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