Hundreds of millions of years ago, there was civilization on Mars. The Martians knew their planet was dying. So, they created life on Earth for future settlement. After the dinosaurs, evolution exploded, leading to humans. Then, some wise guy ruined it for everybody by inventing religion. So, the Martians decided they were better off staying on their dying planet. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Hey restaurants! If you add a little bit of olive oil to any of your food items, you can fax your orders to your customers.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Tidal waves are caused by masturbating whales.
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Mummies indicate indisputable proof that in ancient Egypt, there were CVS stores.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Noah invented Air Conditioning to keep parts of the Ark cool for penguins and polar bears that he found in the middle of the desert. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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