You know those pagers they give you at restaurants to let you know your food is ready with its flashing lights and vibrating?
Well, I just found out it’s not cool to pretend that you’re being electrocuted.
Whatβs the deal with cage-free eggs? Why cage eggs in the first place? Itβs not like theyβll try to escape!
πWe all have our favorite actors, comedians, singers from the Golden Age of Silent Films.
But who is your favorite from the good old days of Silent Radio?
I got worried when I saw a big puff of smoke coming out from the roof of a McDonalds.
I later found out they were electing an assistant manager.
π“…and this sad face on the sidewalk, marks the spot where the first mime was strangled by a tourist.”
1 πHello Americans,
Today I am announcing the new Supreme Court Justice. I don’t remember his name at the moment, but he’s a very nice man, a lovely man, who will pass some bigly laws with his gavel. He has a beautiful, shiny gavel. He made it himself from a magnificent redwood tree. If you saw his amazing gavel, you would be amazed.
And he looks so fantastic in his robe, which he also made himself. When he was young, he worked in the circus, and he borrowed his fellow trapeze artist’s…God rest his soul…cape to make a beautiful robe, because he hoped that one day he would be a great judge for the Supreme Court.
We both talked about making a law to give women the right to vote. I’ll leave that up to him. I won’t influence him on that. He’s the expert, so I’ll let him decide if women should vote.
This wonderful candidate for Supreme Court judge is just like you and me. Has his own business. His clothes hanger factory has been struggling, but he has great expectations that this year sales will be off the charts.
Speaking of charts, I really love waffles, with their fruit spread and powdered sugar. Waffles with powdered sugar is amazing. I can’t get enough of that powdered sugar. Watch out if I don’t get powdered sugar on my waffles! Let go my ego…heh, heh, heh. I wish everything was made of waffles, except waffle cones. I don’t like those sharp points.
β« I read the news today, oh boy.β«
That’s my time folks. I gotta lot of tremendous work to do today, and I got a new shipment of pens.
Good night.
Watching those old time black & white TV shows. They had some wild game shows back then.
One was called: “How many cigarettes in baby’s mouth.”
And the popular “Infants vs. Roosters”