The song “It’s Raining Men” is about Wall Street.
Why do they call it Ground Lamb?
Is there such a thing as Flying Lamb?
What’s the deal with all that?
Me: “Waiter, why are there holes in my milk?”
Waiter: “Didn’t you ask for hole milk?”
Car Rental place:
Staff: “We only have one car left.”
Me: “Okay.”
Staff: “But it’s on fire…do you still want it?”
Me: “Okay, if you provide the marshmallows.”
Bought a Smoke Sensor, but I mistakenly got the Kosher model. So, the alarm sounds off whenever I fry bacon.

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