– Hey, your sign on the window says Vegan Friendly. But you have no vegan food on the menu.
– No we don’t. But if you’re vegan, we’re friendly.
Early dinosaurs evolved to become scientists. They built spaceships because they knew that The Asteroid was coming.
And that’s why there are dinosaurs on the moon.
Another Fun fact from Mr. Science.
Originally, I thought that chicken liver referred to someone who let chickens live.
Man, was I wrong.
On the bus for long ride, I ask driver if there’s a movie.
“Yes, it’s a silent movie, filmed in black. Now sit down!”

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