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Early dinosaurs evolved to become scientists. They built spaceships because they knew that The Asteroid was coming.
And that’s why there are dinosaurs on the moon.
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Hundreds of millions of years ago, there was civilization on Mars. The Martians knew their planet was dying. So, they created life on Earth for future settlement. After the dinosaurs, evolution exploded, leading to humans. Then, some wise guy ruined it for everybody by inventing religion. So, the Martians decided they were better off staying on their dying planet. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
👍While Moses saved his people by parting the Red Sea, unfortunately, he did not know how to put it back together again. This caused the Red Sea to become a desert for thousands of years, causing the extinction of dinosaurs and dodo birds.
Then in 1863, Professor Theodore Livingston discovered a thin string at the end of the divided Red Sea. He pulled it, and the Red Sea re-joined into its natural state again. A Hanukkah miracle!
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Yes, there were dinosaurs on Noah’s Ark. Unfortunately, the two remaining Tyrannosaurus Rexs’ became extinct after eating the Kosher food.
Incidentally, this was how Noah coined the term “Oy, vey!”
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Honey is the only food that includes all substances necessary to sustain life, including enzymes, vitamins, minerals, and water; and it’s the only food that contains “pinocembrin”, an antioxidant associated with improved brain functioning.
In an unusual experiment, two grads from University of Cleveland immersed a dinosaur fossil into honey, remarkably causing the dinosaur to revive and become whole again! Unfortunately, upon learning what has become of the world, the dinosaur became despondent. It got a job at Dairy Queen so that it could afford to buy a used van, then took to the highest mountain in Ohio, and drove the van straight off a cliff. The current official extinction date of dinosaurs is now 1997 A.D.
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During pre-historic times, carrots grew on trees, and were 15 to 25 feet long. They evolved to live underground in order to avoid those dinosaurs who were using the carrots to bat over the head of other dinosaurs.
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Did you know that the last of the dinosaurs went down with the Titanic?
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