As we saw in the 50s sitcoms, babies were first made by just kissing. Then, in the early 1960s, sex was invented when KFC’s Colonel Sanders discovered naughty drawings by Benjamin Franklin.
The Colonel made modifications to Franklin’s method, after observing chickens, and realized that a kite, a key, lightning, and handcuffs were not required to have sex, although handcuffs are still an option.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science
(Don’t do drugs.)