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Little things mean a lot: If a bowling ball, instead of an apple, fell on Sir Isaac Newton’s head, then he probably wouldn’t have invented gravity.
Which means we would all be floating a few feet from the ground, just like the cavemen and dinosaurs.
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👍Have a cold? Did you know that a single punch to the stomach produces 500 milligrams of Vitamin C in your body?
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👍Did you know that futons are made of tofu?
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Electricity tastes just like chicken.
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If a black hole would ever swallow the entire universe, the only objects that would remain are Bizarro World and Donald Trump.
Because square planets and square hair do not fit into a round hole.
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Did you know that most alligator bites occur on public buses?
And most crocodile bites happen in peoples homes while watching the Kardashians.
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During the Middle Ages, before salt was invented, people flavored their food with dandruff. Bald people’s food was tasteless. This is how we got the term “Angry old man”.
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Bees formed local Union #747 soon after evolving from Pterodactyls. Queen bees are not permitted to become members of the Union.
In honor of bees, the first jumbo airplane was named 747.
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👍God: “Mother Nature! I said opposable, not disposable thumbs!”
👍Honey is the only food that includes all substances necessary to sustain life, including enzymes, vitamins, minerals, and water; and it’s the only food that contains “pinocembrin”, an antioxidant associated with improved brain functioning.
In an unusual experiment, two grads from University of Cleveland immersed a dinosaur fossil into honey, remarkably causing the dinosaur to revive and become whole again! Unfortunately, upon learning what has become of the world, the dinosaur became despondent. It got a job at Dairy Queen so that it could afford to buy a used van, then took to the highest mountain in Ohio, and drove the van straight off a cliff. The current official extinction date of dinosaurs is now 1997 A.D.
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