He: “I’m Druff. Daniel Druff.”
Me: “May I call you Dan D…”
He: “No.”
He: “I’m Druff. Daniel Druff.”
Me: “May I call you Dan D…”
He: “No.”
He: “I’m Druff. Daniel Druff.” Me: “May I call you Dan… “He: “No.”
During the Middle Ages, before salt was invented, people flavored their food with dandruff. Bald people’s food was tasteless. This is how we got the term “Angry old man”.
Another fun fact from Mr. Science.

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