Atoms join other atoms using strands of spider webs in order to combine as molecules.
So if spiders one day become extinct, there will no longer be any molecules.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
While Adam & Eve gained knowledge by eating an apple, eating a pear gave them math skills, which came in handy for building a cabin, a bedroom and dinette set.
Unfortunately, the talking snake did not mention the pineapple which would have opened their eyes to science.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
It’s spice pumpkin season again! Everything is going orange, like coffee, pastries, pancakes, etc.
At a NYC Starbucks, an employee accidentally grabbed Donald Trump’s head, and almost shoved it into the blender!
Suggestion for Undecided Voters:
If you haven’t yet decided between having health care
or
having to raise your own leaches, then maybe voting is not for you.
If you haven’t yet decided whether to believe Scientists or Republicans, regarding climate change, then maybe voting is not for you.
If you haven’t yet decided between a candidate who is supported by white supremacists
or
one who isn’t, then maybe voting is not for you.
If you haven’t yet decided between having you paying more taxes
or
the wealthy paying more taxes, then maybe voting is not for you.
If you haven’t yet decided between the party that supports women’s rights
or
the party that justifies rape as a gift from god, then maybe voting is not for you.
If you haven’t yet decided between right and wrong, then maybe voting is not for you.
So if you’re undecided regarding issues that you should have decided on since day one, please do us all a huge favor, and Do Not Vote.
This way, in the future, politicians will know not to waste their efforts on undecided voters. Instead they will be forced to discuss more important issues, rather than having a beauty contest and jingling shiny objects in front of all of us.
Again, undecided voters please do us all a huge favor, and Do Not Vote. Just continue watching reality shows, and embracing denial as your one true savior.
Did you know that all praying mantis are atheists?
Another fun fact from Mr. Science.
They serve only chicken salad sandwiches in heaven.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.