Vote Yes on No!

Suggestion for undecided voters:

If you haven’t yet decided between the previous economic plan that put us on the brink of depression
or
the economic plan that is steering us away from the previous economic plan that put us on the brink of depression, then maybe voting is not for you.

If you haven’t yet decided between having health care
or
having to raise your own leaches, then maybe voting is not for you.

If you haven’t yet decided for or against the environment, then maybe voting (and breathing) is not for you.

If you haven’t yet decided between having you paying more taxes
or
the wealthy paying more taxes, then maybe voting is not for you.

If you haven’t yet decided between the party that supports women’s rights
or
the party that justifies rape as a gift from god, then maybe voting is not for you.

If you haven’t yet decided between right and wrong, then maybe voting is not for you.

So if you’re undecided regarding issues that you should have decided on since day one, please do us all a huge favor, and Do Not Vote.

This way, in the future, politicians will know not to waste their efforts on undecided voters. Instead they will be forced to discuss more important issues, rather than having a beauty contest and jingling shiny objects in front of all of us.

Again, undecided voters please do us all a huge favor, and Do Not Vote. Just continue watching reality shows, and embracing denial as your one true savior.

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