Thanks Smartphones! Posted on January 7, 2026January 7, 2026 Thanks to smartphones! Telephone cord strangulation crimes have dropped by 93%. Posted in Funny | Tagged crime, funny, phone, smartphone | Leave a reply
…so good Posted on January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 “How are the services going, Rabbi?” “Shofar so good.” Posted in Funny | Tagged funny, rabbi, shofar | Leave a reply
Too Soon? Posted on January 1, 2026January 1, 2026 Comedian having sex:“Oops!? Too soon?” Posted in Funny | Tagged comedian, sex | Leave a reply
White Noise Posted on November 12, 2025November 12, 2025 Besides White Noise, there are others to help you sleep:Green Noise = NatureBrown Noise = Farts Posted in Funny | Tagged brown, fart, joke, noise, white | Leave a reply
Vegan Dinner Posted on November 12, 2025November 12, 2025 Made vegan dinner for couple of my vegan friends, and they loved it! Vegans: “Wow! This is delicious! What is it?” Me: “Cardboard. UPS.” Posted in Funny | Tagged cardboard, dinner, funny, joke, vegan | Leave a reply
My School Posted on November 12, 2025November 12, 2025 I went to Presidio Middle Finger School. Posted in Funny | Tagged finger, joke, School | Leave a reply
Techno “Music” Posted on October 30, 2025October 30, 2025 Techno “Music”, because someone likes the sound of shoes in a dryer. Posted in Funny | Tagged funny, joke, Music, shoes, techno | Leave a reply
Canonized Pope Posted on May 7, 2025May 7, 2025 Hey, they canonized the Pope! Posted in Funny | Tagged canonized, joke, pope | Leave a reply
True Story Posted on March 13, 2025March 13, 2025 It’s required courtesy to believe whatever someone says, no matter how untrue or outrageous, if they end with: “True story”. Posted in Funny | Tagged Courtesy, funny, joke, true | Leave a reply
Egg Shortage Posted on February 16, 2025February 16, 2025 I refuse to spend money on expensive eggs!So I got my own bunny rabbit!Ooh, look! Chocolate eggs! Posted in Funny | Tagged bunny, chocolate, egg, funny | Leave a reply
