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Danny Dechi fan club

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If you’d like to join the Danny Dechi fan club, you must first meet at Golden Gate Park under the next full moon. You will then proceed to walk through 2 rows of current members, who will beat you in their own special way. If you don’t whimp out, and are able to make it out the other end, you will then eat a live tarantula, howl at the moon, and pay a $50 membership fee. Milk & cookies and bandages will be served at the end of the initiation.

Good luck!
Danny Dechi  πŸ‘

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Old salmon

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Old salmon at fish farm: β€œYou youngsters have it so easy nowadays, wading in this pool. When I was your age, we had to always swim up river, trying to avoid the rocks and hungry bears, in the snow! Do you guys even know how to swim? You’re just floating around like some cucumber, always staring at your smartphones. What are you going to do if the electric eel, that powers your phones goes away? And you know, SpongeBob isn’t real!”1 πŸ‘

I shot an arrow into the air – Poem

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The following is my version of the classic poem β€œI shot an arrow into the air”:
I shot an arrow into the air,
It fell to earth, I knew not where;
Maybe the kitchen,
Maybe the yard,
Maybe the tennis court,
No, that’s too far.

I shot an arrow into the sky,
Why I did it, I don’t know why;
Do I hate clouds,
Do I hate the sky,
No, I’m just mad,
β€˜cause I dropped my pie.

I shot an arrow into the air,
And by the way,
I’m just wearing,
No underwear.1 πŸ‘

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