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Something stinks

If somebody has garlic breath…oh, that’s bad!
But if some pot smoker’s breath smells like they just licked an angry skunk’s ass…that’s fine?

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Kermit the Frog…

Kermit the Frog revealed today, his results from AncestryDNA:
22% = ping pong ball
44% = pool table
34% = Gumby

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Did you hear about…

Did you hear about the ghost who committed suicide?
They donated his body to séance.

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The day after Halloween

Telling people today:
“Dude, Halloween is over.”

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Why they call it World Series

Some people complain why do they call it World Series, when it’s only played in the U.S..
Well, what about the Ms.Universe pageant?

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Contestant at The Gong Show

The Saber Dance Song plays while he gulps down a tall glass of milk.
Contestant: “Ta da!”
Judges: “So you drank a glass of milk. What’s the big deal?”
Contestant: “I’m lactose intolerant.”
Judges: “Security!”

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Who’s on first?

The Cleveland Indians were here before the Minnesota Vikings.

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Too much PC

Everything is so PC nowadays. I remember before it was shortened, the old saying was:
“Don’t cry over spilled milk, or I’ll punch you in the face.”

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Give up our seat on the bus to little kids?

Do we need to give up our seat on the bus to little kids? Aren’t they young enough to handle standing on the bus? When I was a little kid, no one gave me their seat. Carrying bags of groceries… Continue reading

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Family in Argentina

I’m back home after visiting family in Argentina.
Great to be with them, but wow, they’re always feeding me!
I felt like I was on a cruise ship, that’s been commandeered by a Jewish mother!

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Coming up!

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  • Comedy Showcase at Bazaar Café with Danny Dechi & Friends!
    February 21, 2018
    Bazaar Café
    San Francisco

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  • Free! Variety Show and Dinner!
    February 22, 2018
    Saint John the Evangelist Church
    San Francisco

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  • Radio Ha Ha
    February 22, 2018
    FCC Free Radio
    Worldwide Podcast

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