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Give up our seat on the bus to little kids?

Do we need to give up our seat on the bus to little kids? Aren’t they young enough to handle standing on the bus? When I was a little kid, no one gave me their seat. Carrying bags of groceries… Continue reading

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Family in Argentina

I’m back home after visiting family in Argentina.
Great to be with them, but wow, they’re always feeding me!
I felt like I was on a cruise ship, that’s been commandeered by a Jewish mother!

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Airbnb will no longer allow motorcycles…

Note: Airbnb will no longer allow motorcycles to be driven in living rooms or kitchens.
No explanation given.

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Yom Kippur on a Sabbath?!

This year Yom Kippur falls on a Sabbath?!
Oy vey, no eating or electricity on a weekend?!
We struggled for this?!
(By the way, that’s a lot of questions answering questions, also known as Jewish Haiku.)

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Religion lost me at…

Religion lost me after that story about the talking snake. Maybe if they used a parrot, I might have stuck around a little longer. But eventually, religion would’ve lost me anyway, trying to explain how Noah found two penguins in… Continue reading

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So many pedestrians on their smartphone

Big Tech convention in San Francisco this week.
So many pedestrians on their smartphone.
I feel like the Millennium Falcon dodging through an asteroid field.

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I wish I could be a bird.

Me: “I wish I could be a bird.”
Him: “Why, so you could fly?”
Me: “No, so I could eat bird seed.”

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Maternity Leave

Overheard from HR office:
“Only six weeks maternity leave?!
What am I, a fruit fly?!

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Vapers

Hey vapers, when you were a kid, did you want to grow up to be a choo-choo train or an industrial smokestack?

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NASA’s LADEE

NASA’s moon mission schedule for this week, is called LADEE for Lunar Atmosphere and Dust Environment Explorer, and will of course, be navigated by Jerry Lewis.

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Coming up!

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  • Stand-up Comedy Showcase with Danny Dechi & Friends at Neck Of The Woods!
    December 12, 2017
    Neck Of The Woods
    San Francisco

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  • Radio Ha Ha
    December 14, 2017
    FCC Free Radio
    Worldwide Podcast

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  • 7th Annual Cobb’s Holiday Comedy Bash!
    December 17, 2017
    Cobb's Comedy Club
    San Francisco

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