Marijuana: keep it private

If you need marijuana for medical reasons, that’s fine. But please keep it private. You never see anyone getting enemas in public.


Yay for Pollution!

Yay! 4/20 is Pollution Day at Golden Gate Park! Let’s celebrate pollution! All the wildlife creatures must really be enjoying 4/20! Yay for Pollution! Although, it’s a shame that tobacco smokers are being discriminated from being part of this celebration… Continue reading


Vacuum cleaner on bus.

Last night, I rode the bus carrying back my old vacuum cleaner, which I let a friend borrow.

As I got off the bus, I said to the driver: “It’s all clean.”


How can you tell if someone is a vegan?

How can you tell if someone is a vegan?
When they breathe, you can smell the tears from their stomach.



Sure is raining here right now.
I picked the wrong day to buy soap!


Comedian in the forest?

If a comedian tells a joke, and no one is there to hear, will a tree fall on him?


Restaurant pager

You know those pagers they give you at restaurants to let you know your food is ready with its flashing lights and vibrating?
Well, I just found out it’s not cool to pretend that you’re being electrocuted.


Cage-free eggs?

What’s the deal with cage-free eggs? Why cage eggs in the first place? It’s not like they’ll try to escape!


Silent movies

We all have our favorite actors, comedians, singers from the Golden Age of Silent Films.
But who is your favorite from the good old days of Silent Radio?


Not electing the Pope

I got worried when I saw a big puff of smoke coming out from the roof of a McDonalds.

I later found out they were electing an assistant manager.


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