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Silent movies

We all have our favorite actors, comedians, singers from the Golden Age of Silent Films.
But who is your favorite from the good old days of Silent Radio?

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Not electing the Pope

I got worried when I saw a big puff of smoke coming out from the roof of a McDonalds.

I later found out they were electing an assistant manager.

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Walking tours at Fisherman’s Wharf

“…and this sad face on the sidewalk, marks the spot where the first mime was strangled by a tourist.”

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Donald Trump’s Supreme Court nominee

Hello Americans,
Today I am announcing the new Supreme Court Justice. I don’t remember his name at the moment, but he’s a very nice man, a lovely man, who will pass some bigly laws with his gavel. He has a… Continue reading

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Watching those old time black & white TV shows

Watching those old time black & white TV shows. They had some wild game shows back then.
One was called: “How many cigarettes in baby’s mouth.”
And the popular “Infants vs. Roosters”

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Every time a fork gets jammed in a toaster..

Every time a fork gets jammed in a toaster, an alternate universe blows up…and someone gets electrocuted.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Like…

Young Whippersnapper: “…are you listening to me?”

Me: “You lost me at ‘like’ number seven.”

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Last night’s Fortune Cookie

Last night’s Fortune Cookie:
“Your future wife is waiting for you…in our kitchen.”

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Solar Eclipse

Me: “Hey, look at that solar eclipse!”
Him: “Aaaahhh!!! My retinas are on fire! Aaaahhh!!!”
Me: “April Fools.”
Him: “Aaaahhh!!! But it’s December! Aaaahhh!!!”
Me: “Oops…my bad.”

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Veteran applying for job.

Applicant: “Hello, I’m here to apply for the position, and I understand you have Veterans preference.”
Interviewer: “Yes, you’re a Veteran?”
Applicant: “Yes, sir.”
Interviewer: “How many years have you been a Veteran?”
Applicant: “15 years, sir.”
Interviewer: “Army? Navy?… Continue reading

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