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Honesty

I’m annoyed that the word ‘Honesty’ has been replaced by the word ‘Transparency’.

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Indian-Pakistani Restaurant

New Indian-Pakistani Restaurant called “Madam Curry”. Where the food is not just good, it’s radioactive.

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Never sneeze…

Never sneeze if you live in a house of cards…and also don’t have sex.

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In common

What do Religion and Golf have in common?
They’re both boring.

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Eww!

Eww!
I just saw a robot taking a data dump!

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Paper Clips

Hey, what’s the deal with paper clips? They’re not made out of paper, and they can’t cut anything.
So why do they call them paper clips? Am I right, people?

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Generations

There’s been the Baby Boomers, Gen X, Millennials.
In 2020 it’s going to be the Visioneers.

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Airlines charge for everything

Airlines are charging for everything nowadays.
I had to pay extra just to sit in a no punching section.

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Hey pot smokers!

Hey pot smokers, who carelessly stink up our city. How would you like it if, wherever you go, there’d be someone that trips you over and then farts in your face?!

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Why I’m late for work

The reason why I’m late for work, is because every morning I make both cookies and milk from scratch.

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Coming up!

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  • Radio Ha Ha
    August 16, 2018
    FCC Free Radio
    Worldwide Podcast

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    August 23, 2018
    FCC Free Radio
    Worldwide Podcast

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  • Bootleg Comedy Show!
    August 25, 2018
    Bootleg Bar & Kitchen
    San Francisco

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