How can you tell if someone is a vegan?

How can you tell if someone is a vegan?
When they breathe, you can smell the tears from their stomach.



Sure is raining here right now.
I picked the wrong day to buy soap!


Comedian in the forest?

If a comedian tells a joke, and no one is there to hear, will a tree fall on him?


Restaurant pager

You know those pagers they give you at restaurants to let you know your food is ready with its flashing lights and vibrating?
Well, I just found out it’s not cool to pretend that you’re being electrocuted.


Cage-free eggs?

What’s the deal with cage-free eggs? Why cage eggs in the first place? It’s not like they’ll try to escape!


Silent movies

We all have our favorite actors, comedians, singers from the Golden Age of Silent Films.
But who is your favorite from the good old days of Silent Radio?


Not electing the Pope

I got worried when I saw a big puff of smoke coming out from the roof of a McDonalds.

I later found out they were electing an assistant manager.


Walking tours at Fisherman’s Wharf

“…and this sad face on the sidewalk, marks the spot where the first mime was strangled by a tourist.”

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Donald Trump’s Supreme Court nominee

Hello Americans,
Today I am announcing the new Supreme Court Justice. I don’t remember his name at the moment, but he’s a very nice man, a lovely man, who will pass some bigly laws with his gavel. He has a… Continue reading


Watching those old time black & white TV shows

Watching those old time black & white TV shows. They had some wild game shows back then.
One was called: “How many cigarettes in baby’s mouth.”
And the popular “Infants vs. Roosters”


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