Under an Ohio law passed in 2007, an employee who regularly appears nude or semi-nude is prohibited from touching patrons on the premises of a sexually oriented business – UNLESS IT’S A FAMILY MEMBER.
“Come to our Ohio strip club, we treat you like family.
Try topping that, Olive Garden!” https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/12/politics/stormy-daniels-arrested-in-ohio/index.html
Not all dinosaurs evolved into birds. The Triceratops evolved into pineapples, while Crocodiles evolved into retirement in Florida.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
– “Make sure you keep Social Distancing to at least 6 feet.”
– What about sex with my partner?”
– “Use a vacuum cleaner.”
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Hey, ladies.
I’m quite the catch.
I own many stacks of toilet paper.
If you drop an apple stem into a glass of pure orange juice, nothing happens. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Octopuses are very neat creatures. They fling their mucus into seashells. And that’s where oysters come from. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
They say to wash your hands as long as it takes to sing Happy Birthday. I prefer to be safer, and wash to Stairway to Heaven.
New born babies also have that new car smell. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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