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Spilled some coffee on kitchen floor. Ants drank it all up, then tried to tip over the refrigerator. True story.
👍The more coffee you drink, the darker your shadow. On the other hand, if you only drink water, your shadow will become much lighter, to the point that you can barely see an outline. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
👍Barista asks me if I’d like room for cream in my coffee.
I say: “No, but can you leave room for my cheeseburger? Because I live in the fast lane, baby!” 👍
I normally drink decaf. For some reason today, I tried caffeinated coffee. I was climbing the walls, literally! People at the office were yelling at me to get down from the ceiling. I yelled back: “I don’t want to get down! I’m Spiderman!”
They got my sister to call me all the way from Israel to talk me down. She reminded me that I like Batman, not Spiderman. Eventually, someone threw a bottle of water to me, I drank it down, feel better, but there’s a feeling of awkwardness now at the office. Happy Friday the 13th. Don’t do drugs.1 👍