There are only two Starbucks on planet Mars.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
There are only two Starbucks on planet Mars.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Regular Coffee is naturally decaffeinated by filtering through woodpeckers. That’s right, woodpecking did not exist until decaffeination was invented. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

Spilled some coffee on kitchen floor. Ants drank it all up, then tried to tip over the refrigerator. True story.
The more coffee you drink, the darker your shadow. On the other hand, if you only drink water, your shadow will become much lighter, to the point that you can barely see an outline. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Barista asks me if I’d like room for cream in my coffee.
I say: “No, but can you leave room for my cheeseburger? Because I live in the fast lane, baby!”
I order 6 coffees at Starbucks, one after the other.
I like hearing someone call out my name.

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